I'll bet she douches with gravy.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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