he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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