Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
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Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"