I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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