in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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