Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
40s are totally the cure
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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