what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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