It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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