why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
