It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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