just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
