Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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