Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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