we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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