I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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