So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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