I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
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I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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