No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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