We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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