if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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