Do vagina's smell?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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