Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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