Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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