There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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