New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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