Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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