We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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