Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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