You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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