At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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