I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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