I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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