I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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