she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
In America we eat man semen.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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