That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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