Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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