Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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