i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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