is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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