Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
