whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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