Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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