Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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