Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
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