is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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