Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm like, not good at living.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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