It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Randomize
