life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
