Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
How's work?
Spinning.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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