You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize
