I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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