Sry I called you an 8
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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