Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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