we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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